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Hanna Barfight

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Veser -  LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!
Ples - /eats bar nuts/
Hanna - WHEW! *steals bar nuts*

Veser - BWAHAHAHAHAA! /knocks the nuts out of Hanna's hand by dancing on the table/
Casimiro: Hehehee…nuts
Hanna - Not my nuts!

Ples - …Veser, I highly advise you come down before you slip…
Veser - NEVAAA!
Ples - Because knowing you, you will. -.-
Casimiro - /pushes Veser/

Veser - HAHAHAHA---OOF! /falls/
Casimiro - AHAHAHA!
Ples - Agh! /catches Veser/

Veser - Ahahaha…/hugs Ples/
Ples - Veser, are you alright?
Hanna - My nuts………steals some more and noms*

Ples - O///O
Veser - /nosebleed/
Casimiro - Yumm :D

Veser - Eeheeheeeeee…
Ples - What?
Casimiro - /licks up nosebleed blood/

Ples - /acts like there was never a nosebleed/
Veser - My bloooooooooood…
Hanna - …………………..DELICIOUS????

Veser - Noo, myy bloo…oo…/falls asleep/
Ples - VESER! ?Dramatically jumps over the bar table/
Casimiro - Well, I AM a vampire….hmmmm…/pokes Veser/

Veser - Nooooo mommy five more minutessssss…/rolls over and falls/
Ples - /pulls out a gun and points it at Casimiro/ Don't drunk one more drop.
Casimiro - /considers eating Veser/ hmmm….

Casimiro - OKAY!
Ples - I'm warning you, Casimiro.
Casimiro - /…….lick/

Ples - /fire/
Ples - /fire/
Casimiro - Dodges bullet/

Hanna - Bar fight!
Casimiro - /punches Hanna/
Ples - /Kicks Casimiro's ankle, causing him to fall down/

Veser - Nooo my pelt…it can't get…dirty…
Casimiro - /falls down/
Ples - /mounts him and points gun at his chest/

Worth - HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY LOVE MUFFIN!
Casimiro - Ooooh, MOUNTING me, are you?
Ples - -_____________________-

Hanna - /watching and nomming on bar nuts/
Worth - HANNA! YOU BETTER HELP ME!
Ples - WHAT THE $#@% ARE YOU DOING, WORTH?

Casimiro - /licks Ples's blood/
Ples - /regains calmness/
Worth - /GET OFF MY CAS!/

Ples - Don't drink my blood. -.-'
Veser - Don't…hurt Ples………
Casimiro - Ladies, please! I have enough time for both of you!

Worth - LADIES.
Hanna - I'M NOT A CHICK!
Worth - I'M MANLIER THAN YOUR MOM.

Casimiro - …men, manly men….
Ples - /strangles Casimiro, tosses him aside and runs to Veser/
Veser - Pleeeeeesssss…

Ples - Veser, don't die…
Worth - /takes Cas/
Veser - Pleeeeesssss

Ples - /wraps cloth around blood wound/
Casimiro - /can't be strangled/ I'M A VAMPIRE YOU GIGANTIC DOUCHE!
Worth - Thank you very muchly.

Hanna - This is like a lame drama…that I can't stop watching.
Ples - /ignores Cas/
Worth - I CARE!

Veser - Haaahahaaaa….
Casimiro - I care!
Worth - CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!!!

Hanna - WHERE?
Ples - /Lays Veser flat on the ground and puts his arms over his head/
Ples - Just keep your eyes open, Veser.

Veser - There's a liiiiiiight…
Ples - Yes, Veser, it's my pocket watch.
Ples - Veser, I have to get you to a hospital. You're losing too much blood.

Hanna - GO GO CAPTAIN PLANET! I mean, POWER RANGERS!
Casimiro - Blood?
Ples - /probps Veser over his shoulder/

Veser - Haaaaahaaaaaa….
Ples - /Strangely disappears with Veser/
To clear that up, Your Mom is what we call {...}

The second rp! It was really fun, just like last time. Full of inside jokes, really...I'm sorry...I really wanted to post this, for our and group, and I thought I could get some people t laugh or something.

We currently have {...}, Ples, Conrad, Doc Worth, Lamont, Casimiro, and a Hanna. Join if you want, we start around 9:30 every night, pretty much. For now. It actually starts around 10:00, because we have to wait for everybody, then just talk for a little bit, but then it starts!

Be warned, we're going to want to get to know you before we start if you're new! Just so we may become a little more familiar.

The chat is HiNaBNrp, you can search for it if you'd like to come check it out!

Another warning -- it might become a little pervy at times, but nothing too bad. X) Nothing worse than shonen-ai.

So...Ples brought everybody to the bar, and this happened after a few drinks...X)

Hanna is Not a Boy's Name (c) Tessa Stone
Captain Planet (c) Cartoon Network
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mimiru91's avatar
'I'M MANLIER THAN YOUR MOM' priceless!!